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B-Boys Attack Of
The Clones		 Odyssey
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"We're programmed for etiquette, not destruction!"
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The B-Boys chronicle both their CRITICAL and EXPERIENTIAL evolutionary analysis of the highly anticipated Attack Of The Clones!
We review after EACH viewing, not just one!
Don't watch Star Wars, live it!
We are.  Here's Proof: naboo-plate2.jpg

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Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones
We were there, at midnight!

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Recent Updates
11 December 2002, 1300 GMT: Naboo Warrior viewing 9, plus DVD notes!!
18 August 2002, 0530 GMT: Naboo Warrior viewing 7 & 8, with final plot summary & Ep3 predictions!
16 June 2002, 0500 GMT: Naboo Warrior viewing 6, with some wild theories!
06 June 2002, 1430 GMT: Naboo Warrior viewing 1 & 2 critical section update (re: duration)

Viewing One has no spoilers.  All other viewings do.
Viewing Two: My full review of Attack Of The Clones.
Viewing Four, Five and Six: My plot explanations, FAQs and wild theories.
Viewing Eight: Final plot explanation (serious) and Episode 3 predictions.
If you've seen Attack Of The Clones, go check my Episode 1 odyssey to determine the accuracy of my predictions: Phantom Menace
What the world's media thinks: The Good, the Bad and the Rest
Senator, we're making our final approach into Coruscant First Viewing -
00.01,
Thursday, 16 May, 2002
Chadstone
Melbourne, Australia
Always glad to meet a Jedi Second Viewing -
14.30,
Thursday, 16 May, 2002
Chadstone
Melbourne, Australia
I'm so confused Third Viewing -
12.00,
Friday, 17 May, 2002
Chadstone
Melbourne, Australia
I'll never join you, Dooku Fourth Viewing -
18.30,
Monday, 20 May, 2002
Coolangatta
Gold Coast, Australia
Don't worry, she will die Fifth Viewing -
18.30,
Tuesday, 28 May, 2002
Chadstone
Melbourne, Australia
Arround the survivors, a perimeter, create Sixth Viewing -
18.30,
Tuesday, 11 June, 2002
Chadstone
Melbourne, Australia
You've interfered with our affairs for the last time Seventh Viewing -
21.00,
Monday, 15 July, 2002
Chadstone
Melbourne, Australia
Good news, my master Eighth Viewing -
10.30,
Sunday, 4 August, 2002
Waverley Gardens
Melbourne, Australia
Begun, the Clone War, has Ninth Viewing -
10.15,
Saturday, 5 October, 2002
Waverley Gardens
Melbourne, Australia

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