AHE, n: Austro-Hungarian Empire. Refer to B-Boy factions.
AL, n: Alphalink. An ISP that some B-Boys use.
Argie Bargie, n: Doomathon to be hosted by Z. "To be" because one's still to be hosted. But the name's been trademarked to Z.
B-Boy, n: Brillocity Boys.
Bastard Boy, n: a B-Boy that uses his brillocity for evil, not niceness.
BB, n: B-Boy
BBA, n: B-Boy Awards.
BBPT, n: B-Boy Poker Tour. The B-Boys version of the World Poker Tour (WPT). But instead of exotic locations like Vegas, Atlantic City, Paris and Aruba, their tour includes Lalor, the Konsole Kingdom, the Simo-Dome and the Bobagio.
BBR, n: B-Boy Realm.
BBT, n: B-Boy Time. Timezone of the B-Boy Realm, wherever in time and space that may be!
BHH, n: Brouhaha. Usually suffixed with a number (eg BHH3) to signify its version.
BM, n: Bobmart. Usually suffixed with a number (eg BM12) to signify its version.
bob, a (as in a bob-film or bob-music): Basically anything that only Bob likes. In other words, anything crap.
Bob Logic, a, n: Bob's unique ridiculous thought processes that are often illogical. Also a alias for Bob.
Bobagio, n: the residence of Bob, mostly in reference to BBPT events
Bobalicious, n, a: Bob; Something delicious that Bob may do.
Bobmart, n: Doomathon hosted by Bob. Typically, the June Queens Birthday Bobmart is the "Wrestlemania" of Doomathons - the greatest B-Boy gaming extravaganzas of all time!
brillocity, n: cosmic power that only B-Boys are capable of harnessing, which puts the B into B-Boys. See base of main page.
Brouhaha, n: Doomathon hosted by Simo.
C&C, n: any of the classic Command And Conquer computer games, with Red Alert 2 and Generals being the favourites.
Carnegie, n: suburb about 10km south-east of Melbourne, Australia. Presently the native habitat of Bob.
CBF, a, n: Can't Be F*ked. Means can't be bothered, or too lazy.
Chelsea, n: suburb about 30km south of Melbourne, Australia. Presently the native habitat of Simo.
Crap Central, n: Carnegie. Also the residence of Bob.
DD's, n: Don Dinno's Pizza Shop in Albert Park. The B-Boys favourite pizza joint.
DGBC, n: Double Greekboy Challenge. A QWC competition. Refer to Battles page for more info.
Doomathon, n: generic name of any B-Boy gaming extravaganza. Derived from the very first gaming extravaganzas hosted by Royboy in Chelsea, when all that was played was marathon sessions of Doom. The name is still used by Royboy for his gaming extravaganzas.
DYRE?, p: Don't You Read Emails?. If there's one flaw being a B-Boy it's that some - most notably Bob and Z - have trouble reading emails. Whether they can't physically read them, don't understand them, or simply ignore them, it's a disrespectful and rude trait, especially when questions are directly asked. Emails are no different to any form of communication, and such treatment is tantamount to simply hanging up the phone on someone.
EV, n: Eurovision Song Contest.
frag, v, n: the act of killing an opponent, most specifically in Quake, but can refer to any other first person shooting game.
fragadelic, a: the feeling or rush that's experienced when scoring many frags, especially successively.
FZ, n: classic video game, F-Zero. A B-Boy favourite for serious hi-speed racing. Refer to Battles page for more info.
Geelong, n: city about 80km south of Melbourne, Australia. Presently the native habitat of Royboy.
GOBB, n: Gathering Of B-Boys. It's basically a soiree, or informal get-together, as distinct from a major event or outing.
GT, GT2, n: classic video game, Gran Turismo. The B-Boy's favourite car-racing game. Refer to Battles page for more info.
In the dumps, a, n (1): Lalor
In the dumps, a (2): occasional emotional state of Z that seems to be more in the mind than anything real. Could actually be a product of living in Lalor. Hits without warning and is accompanied by unexplained and triggerless emergencies.
In the sticks, a, n: Lalor
KK, n: Konsole Kingdom
Konsole Kingdom, n: the residence of the UKKK. Has all the classic gaming console systems!
Lalor, n: generic name for what seems to be wasteland that covers the suburbs such as Lalor and Mill Park 20km north of Melbourne, Australia, and classifies Melbourne Airport as its local public transport. Presently the native habitat of Z*.
master-bait, v: the act of goading, or "sucking-in", someone, big time.
Master-Baiter, n: one who is expert at master-baiting. The UKKK is the BBR's most proficient master-baiter.
MBBQOPQ, n: Median B-Boy Quake Optimum Performance Quotient. If you could combine the best bits of all the B-Boy's Quake 3 Arena skills into one single entity, this would be it. Example: UKKK's rail and shotty skills, Simo's rocket skills, Bob's armour hoarding and plasma skills, Roy's teleporting skills, and Z's ability to beat Bob 10-9 on Powerstation 0218 in a one-on-one contest during any Saturday of a weekend in March that a Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix is being contested.
MC, n: Melbourne Cup. The horse race that stops Australia and the B-Boys on the first Tuesday in November each year!
Melbourne, n: home city of the B-Boys. Second largest city of Australia.
Metroid Prime, n (1): 2003 B-Boy Game of the Year that transcended the very notion of the game. Refer to 2003 B-Boy Awards and the UKKK's Konsole Kingdom on the Warrior's homepage.
Metroid Prime, a, n (2): euphemism for the expression of god. Example: "thank god for the UKKK" becomes "thank Metroid Prime for the UKKK"; or "the UKKK is god-like" becomes "the UKKK is Metroid Prime-like".
Miles Away, n: Lalor. Also the residence of Z.
Mill Park, n: Lalor.
MK, n: classic video game, Mario Kart. The B-Boy's favourite racer. Refer to Battles page for more info.
MP, n (1): refer to Metroid Prime.
MP, a, n (2): Multi-Player (eg: video game).
MT, n: the classic video game, Mario Tennis. The ultimate tennis game. Refer to Battles page for more info.
New South Wales, n: Lalor.
NKI, n: No-Kill Impressive. The situation in a game of Quake when no frag is scored after performing an "Impressive", which is two consecutive hits with the railgun weapon on an opponent. So an NKI, especially on a single player, is damn frustrating. See also "rail".
Ormond, n: suburb about 12km south of Melbourne, Australia. Presently the native habitat of the UKKK.
PD, n: Perfect Dark, the Nintendo 64 videogame. In terms of completeness, features and execution, the greatest game ever.
Q3 or Q3A, n: computer game Quake 3 Arena
quake, v: the act of playing a Quake game. quaker, n: someone, or even something, that quakes.
Quake 3 or Quake 3 Arena, n: computer game that is the definitive and most popular B-Boy multiplayer game.
Quake World Championships, n: the official B-Boy Quake 3 Arena competition. Refer to QWC page in B-Boy Battles on main page.
QWC, n: Quake World Championships.
rail, v, n; railage, n; railgun, n: to rail means to shoot with the railgun. Railage means heaps of railgun action. Railgun is a weapon in Quake 3 that kills instantly except when an opponent has extra health and/or armour. The trade-off is that the weapon has a slow reload, so accuracy is premium. See also "NKI".
Ric Benson, n: alias of Z. Refer to Profiles.
Roizo, n: the B-Boy, Royboy. Refer to Profiles.
Rooster, n: the B-Boy, Simo. Refer to Profiles.
Royboy Respect Clause, n: the mechanism Royboy uses to rate and classify music. Essentially, the artist must have "worked the gigs" - that's building up a profile playing live in pubs, etc. If they haven't, their music is automatically crap - no questions asked. Credentials like experience, ability or talent are totally irrelevant in this respect, so too the music's quality in terms of technical sophistication, critical acclaim or even popular appreciation. That's because all sales from non-RRC music is apparently due to non-musical factors like image and marketing, not because buyers of such music - even long-term ones, or of enduring artists - actually like it. It's also rumoured that Royboy uses the RRC when vetting chicks and that it's a name used to describe his custom sex position.
RRC, n: Royboy Respect Clause
SD, n: Smackdown. Usually suffixed with a number (eg SD4) to signify its version.
Simo Discount, n: the discount that Simo can get for the B-Boys at Target - usually 5%, but was once at whopping 7%!
Simo Dome, n: the residence of Simo.
Smackdown, n: Doomathon hosted by the UKKK.
SP, a, n: Single-Player (eg: video game).
SV, n: Survivor TV show.
TRGE, n: Totally Redundant Greek Empire. Refer to Factions.
TWATG, TWATGS, a: "that's what all the girls (say)". Repartee in response to an unsuspecting double entendre. Examples: 1) Bob: Point it the other way; UKKK: TWATG tell you!. 2) BOB: Z, it's time you read the manual; UKKK: TWATGS!. 3) UKKK: IT'S BLOODY "Lasgo". God it's hard; Z: easy there big fella; UKKK: TWATGS! 4) Bob: Finished the game; SIMO: Already, any replay value...............NO!!!"; UKKK: TWATGS to Bob! 5) SIMO: And worse u had BoB as a coach; UKKK: Bob as coach? Surprised Z could play a game at all. Bob's coaching amounts to "See this? Well, do this, and put it there. NO, NOT THERE. THERE, YOU MOFO. Arrrrrrrgh, I give up"; BOB: and he lost cos he didn't put it THERE; UKKK: TWATG tell him! 6) BOB (playing Tetris): well stick that doglicking, ass muching piece of fukin shit in THERE!; UKKK: TWATG tell you!
UKKK, n: one of the B-Boys, Undisputed Konsole Kingdom of the Kosmos. Refer to Profiles.
Warrior, n: alias of the UKKK. Refer to Profiles.
Xavier, n: the new name of Z once he submits himself to being formatted.
Z, n: there's actually a B-Boy called Z. Refer to Profiles.
Z-mode, a: an unexplained and triggerless event that puts Z into an uncontrolled and chaotic state of mind whereby he suddenly loses all physical control and concentration. Common affliction is during Tetris,
Z-rotation, a: a virulent strain of Z-mode that only afflicts Z during a game of Tetris. The effect ranges from simply rotating a piece that's already aligned for a slot, to recalling a saved piece that's identical to the one already he's failed to slot only to try again with this saved piece. At its worst, Z's been know to rotate cubes (yes, cubes) to fit slots.