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B-Boys. That word should have new meaning for all of us today
We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more
We will be united in our common interest
Perhaps it's fate that June 27 was a day lacking in brillocity
And we will all again be fighting
For our freedom to dominate the universe
Not from pathetic humanity, religious freakazoids, or any other known cretins; but this
time.....from humiliation
We're fighting for our right to reek in brillocity, to succeed
And should we win the day, June 27 will no longer be just any crap day
But a day when the B-Boys declared in one voice:
we will not go quietly into the night;
we will not vanish without a fight;
we're here to lay the smackdown... on your kandy arse!
Today we celebrate our B-Boy Day.......YEAH!
(Note: June 27, 1998 the day the vision of the B-Boy Realm materialised in the Warrior's great mind and once the brillocity of the B-Boys was harnessed and chronicled in the B-Boy Realm, this day therefore became B-Boy Day.)
The B-Boys are essentially not dissimilar to a Star System, and like our own Star System - The Solar System - their formation, creation and evolution draws many parallels.
Initially the B-Boys were amongst a wealth of asteroids part of an insignificant Galaxy known as Moorabbin TAFE (tertiary institution). This galaxy had no stars but one object started to shine more brightly that all the others - the Warrior. The Warrior started to become more prominent through his natural good looks, undeniable brilliance, and most importantly, a leather jacket. But a system needs a creator and our creator was the G-Man. He gave us our identity, our belief.
Half way during the first year, the Warrior's group got dissolved and the G-Man left his in the search for Smoo - a young blonde thing that was really the only decent chick in the entire 100-odd intake that would be considered as ripe-fruit ready to pick.
Anyway, both ended up in group 2, a group that lacked leadership and inspiration, and real star power. The Warrior knew they would be right for the pickings and therefore embarked on a strategy to ingratiate himself with cack jokes, seemingly effortless programming resolve and simply the aura that is the Warrior.
The first objective was to capture some weak satellites that strayed too close to the gravitational pull of the Warrior. The G-Man was the prime candidate. Mid-thirties, professional musician, and looking like a broken down stallion wasting away in the paddock after serving his quota of mares. He needed rejuvenation, and with their respective penchants for smoo readily recognised, and even though never a true planet in the sense of the word, the capture was complete with the two acting more like a binary star system. The G-Man was already a white dwarf but was able to sustain himself from the immense power and energy that the Warrior was burning off into the Galaxy.
The two started hanging out, playing pool, drinking piss and talking shit; but the G-Man was becoming aware of the Warrior's blase and careless approach to his work, whilst still continuing to get good marks. He was also being subjected to the Warrior's thoughts and life ethos. I think he saw a bit of himself in the Warrior: a young babe-hound, oozing talent and a shit-happens policy. But now the G-Man was now to witness something special.
Now it was time to capture some significant planets.................
The first contact came when the Warrior was forced to worked with the largest and potentially most powerful asteroid in a team project (teacher paired everyone up herself). This brash young upstart seemed to have command of his clique and was desperately trying to form his own Star System but lacked the gravitational pull to complete the job. His planets had very elliptic orbits and regularly strayed. Also he thought of himself as a king with a real influence over his subjects, but to the Warrior he was just King Shit who needed to know what a real influence was like. It was time for the Warrior to knock him down a peg or 50. Naturally the two put on a killer presentation; and naturally, directed, orchestrated and controlled by the Warrior. In fact, when the Warrior saw what King Shit had done he laughed to himself and told the dude to leave everything to the Warrior. Of course the G-Man was impressed with the Warrior's work. King Shit was later to become the Rooster.
The clincher was "USER NAMES". Yep, in class the students each had their own logon such as student122, etc, but unbeknownst to the Group 2 members, they could be set to anything. The Warrior simply said to one of them: "type the word 'user' and hit 'enter'". They saw the Warrior's name in all its glory, and marvelled. For the rest of the week that is all they did: play around with user names. The Warrior had now captured the most significant object in the galaxy, as well as a lot of unnecessary rogue objects which one day would have somehow thrown off their orbits into the vastness of space. Anyway, the Warrior was now the hottest property in Group 2 and was a constant source for other sneaky stuff. The Warrior, Rooster and the G-Man regularly had after class drinks and perved at chicks at shopping centres, but it these new planets had unstable orbits and the Warrior had to try and retain the powerful ones. The time to do this was the end-of-year piss-up where the Warrior really made his mark.
He went around to a BBQ with a bottle of coke quarter filled with bourbon. He was swigging away whilst driving there and upon entry to the back shed, promptly cracked a joke that had the newly capture planets rolling around the floor. Later, the infant Star System went to Trannies and partied. The Warrior crashed out and puked all over the bench near where he slept and then went home. He did make it up by offering a six-pack to the guy.
Out of those there that night it was only Rooster who would make second year, but one of the rogue planets did managed to make it also: Bob.
Though the Warrior had shown them the new ways of the force, and also introduced them to the G-Man, it was not until second year until the B-Boys were actually born. This is where the G-Man comes in; but first it was time to weed out the non-believers - the stray planets that could not sustain their orbits; and this is what passing first year accomplished. Thankfully the ten or so rogue planets were dispensed which left 3 bodies in the system.
But year two saw a new problem: rogue comets that constantly stayed into orbit, and still occasionally do so today. Noted comets were Grandpa, Rusty, Bubbles and Fazz, but one comet made the biggest impact. Comet Grandpa not only crossed the B-Boy's orbit, but its immense gravitationally pull carried along with it another - RoyBoy. When Grandpa returned to space, RoyBoy was captured by the B-Boy System and was propelled into a stationary orbit becoming a new planet. That now made four.
At this stage, our Star - the Warrior - was dieing out and during the transformation into a super nova, parts of the Star Warrior were being expelled, gradually forming a new planet - Planet Warrior. When Star Warrior had completely died out, all that was left was a white dwarf, but fortunately the heart and soul was saved in the new planet and planet Warrior was able to maintain all the elements that made Star Warrior the brightest object in the universe. The B-Boys and no star but still maintained their orbit around what was known as Star Warrior, but is now essentially the intrinsic elements that what makes the B-Boys what they are today..
Year two saw no deviation in the Warrior's study habits: blase and casual, but now the others had formed these habits and essentially formed a group who did their work but still did not really try. On the contrary, and what reinforced the G-Man's belief in the Warrior, was that the G-Man was a study-a-holic. He had the fear of God put in him from a previous student and studied so hard, and for topics that the rest of the class was not due to cover for months, that he eventually quit half way through the year through mental exhaustion. Compound that with the year before, where at another piss-up with some other students, the G-Man sucked faced with the young smoo that first attracted him to the group, but for some insane reason thought there was more to it. She did not (after all, it was a pissed chick sucking face, big deal!), yet he was severely hung-up over her. And this, from a man who reputedly discards women quicker than a cigarette lighter. His mental state deteriorated to such a point that he removed his crappy musician's pony-tail.
But now the final constitution of the B-Boy System was in place: Warrior, Rooster, Bob and RoyBoy (the G-Man did not really include himself), and it was our creator - THE G-MAN - who gave us our name........... THE B-BOYS.
It is now been three years since the formation of the B-Boys with some of the planets even capturing their own satellites - moons. Yep, there are also satellite B-Boys, though sometimes we just refer to them as B-Boys. Warrior has captured El Greco and the Croat; Rooster has Ricky B and an elliptic satellite in the DutchBoy (maybe a rogue asteroid); Bob has captured Fatboy, who incidentally is much larger than the planet itself. At the moment, RoyBoy has not captured any moons but disconcertingly, his orbit has become somewhat wayward and is extremely adrift of the others. In fact, RoyBoy is perilously close to being engulfed by a neighbouring galaxy - Geelong - never to be seen again.
There you have it: the formation of the B-Boys. We are still not really sure what it means exactly, but in essence, we feel it simply means that we are non-hardworking, not the nerd type, maybe even disdained upon by some; but still manage to kick arse through the innate talent and the approach that we take: that it will happen, it will get done. Why? Because we are the B-Boys.
So what does the B in B-Boys actually mean? At 21.24 on 17/3/2000, the Warrior, Bob and Z, whilst on the way to HJs, a discussion on the very issue of what B stands for arrived at the answer. The Warrior and Bob were discussing the slack attitute to the school work and the fact that the planet B-Boys still passed, when Bob basically described the group as bludgers. While Bludge seemed to be quite appropriate, it did not feel quite right. Come 26/9/2001 - 18 months later - word that the B-Boys had started using recently seemd to feel just right. It is word that the defines the cosmic anamoly of brilliantness, coolness, uniqueness, and downright B-Boy-ness that only B-Boys can possess. It even gives the B-Boy Realm a criteria for defining a B-Boy. Basically, someone must have a positive rating on this word's scale. We are, The Brillocity Boys.
If you are wondering if the above is all true, well, it is....
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