- PEPPERMINT ROCK
Peppermint rock with your name right through it all
Suck it all day and it might go away
Kiss me quick, cowboy, helter skelter
Trampoline on the beach all day
Will she love me? Will she love me not?
Will she love me? Will she love me not?
The peppermint rock, need to remember
The peppermint rock, need to forget
Peppermint rock with your name right through it
The peppermint rock, the peppermint rock, the peppermint rock
Ooh she got that look in her eyes,
She got that look in her eyes
She got that look in her eyes
Peppermint rock and a sticky, sticky chip bag
Love is a zip and a fumble away
Cold, cold hands and teenage tipsy
Ah, she'll wash my sins away
Will she love me? Will she love me not?
Yes, she love me? She love me not?
The peppermint rock, need to remember
The peppermint rock, need to forget
Peppermint rock with your name right through it
The peppermint rock, the peppermint rock, the peppermint rock
Ooh she got the lie of the land
She got the lie of the land
She got the lie of the land
Will she love me? Will she love me not?
Will she love me? Will she love me not?
The peppermint rock, need to remember
The peppermint rock, need to forget
Peppermint rock with your name right through it
The peppermint rock, the peppermint rock, the peppermint rock
Ooh she got that look in her eyes,
She got that look in her eyes
She got that look in her eyes
- MARCH OF THE COSMETIC SURGEONS
Act 1, Scene 2, The Clinic of Dr. Krikstein. On a podium, Center,
MRS. RIPSTOCK-GEDDES is posing as Aphrodite, complete with water jug.
Enter Left DR. KRIKSTEIN, followed by his STUDENTS, marching Indian
file to the rhythm of the music
We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck all day
We liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck, and we liposuck,
And we liposuck all day
Goddess, you are a goddess,
You are a legend, you are a monument
Goddess, you are a goddess,
You are bewitching, you are embodiment
Gone, tired and worn
Oh see woman new born
See how the knife can free her
Who wouldn't want to be her
See her, see her
Once I was old, ugly I was told
Till that blessed day when I met Dr Krikstein
Now my thighs are firm and thin,
No rolls beneath my chin
And my nose is an ode composed
By the blade of Dr Krikstein
Dr Krikstein
"Oh Doctor, what're you going to do with that?"
"Don't worry, my liebe, thass is just the latest rhinoplastic technology.
Just relax, it might hurt a teeny-weeny bit, uh!"
"Ohhhhhhh, oooooooh, ooooh"
We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck all day
We liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck, and we liposuck,
And we liposuck all day
We stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip
And we stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip
And we stretch and snip all day
We hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge
And we hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge
And we hack and gouge all day
We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck all day
We liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck, and we liposuck,
And we liposuck all day
- BEGGING BOWL
Kind soul, kind soul, pennies for my begging bowl
London stones, hard and cold
When you're up in the morning early
Here's my babes to catch your eye
Sick they are, no wonder why
Hard heart, you pass me by
Up in the morning early
The party rings with merriment and laughter
Locked outside are we for ever after
Singing Hope And Glory, glory
Lords, Commons, Ministries
Thought you'd seen the last of me
No such thing as poverty
Wealth for all and liberty
Youth and gold, how they shine?
Bright toys they make you blind
Out of sight and mind
Are the beggars up so early
Through the night we fall without a number
'Round your door in rags and bags we slumber
Singing Hope And Glory, glory
Kind soul, kind soul, pennies for my begging bowl
London stones, hard and cold
Up in the morning early
When you're up in the morning early
- KILLING JAR
My father was a judge, a solitary man
He beat me to cry, with the back of his hand
I played with my sisters, he said I played too rough
It seems to me son, I didn't beat you enough
You're no good. He said I'm no good
You're no good. He said "Son, you're no good"
I went for my schooling and I faced the wall
"Tommy Burns" said the teacher, "Can you hear me at all?"
I sweep down the hall ways, and I sweep up the grounds
And the boss he tells me that I'm late on my rounds
I'm no good. Oh they say I'm no good
I'm no good. They say I'm no good
I once had a songbird with a broken wing
I cried and I cried. Oh it never would sing
I once had a songbird. The apple of my eye
I put it in the killing jar just to watch him die
I once had a sweet heart. Caught her running around
I hit her with a log chain and I put her in the ground
I once had a sweetheart, oh a pretty little thing
I knelt in her cold grave and I took back my ring
I'm no good. They say I'm no good
I'm no good. You see I'm no good
I'm no good. They say I'm no good
I'm no good. I'm no good