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This is the official Tea Towel throwing reference page

Robert Dickson's Really Useless Page, this page is a real waste of time This is the official Tea Towel throwing reference page

Welcome to the only reference page on the web for tea towel throwing.

What is tea towel throwing you may ask!
Well, have you ever been drying the dishes with a tea towel and while waiting for the next item to be washed thrown the wet towel at someone?
If you have, here's a description of some of the results when the towel hits its target.

Description of Hits

  1. Arafat
    The towel lands in a circular shape on the target's head.
  2. Lanyard
    The towel loops around the target's upper arm near the shoulder.
  3. Shroud
    The towel lands flat on the target's face like the Shroud of Turin.
  4. Over the Shoulder
    The towel lands draped in a roll evenly over the target's shoulder.
  5. Arrgh Jim Lad
    The towel lands on the target's shoulder in a bundle with a tail hanging down the back looking like a pirate's parrot.
  6. Waiter
    The towel is draped evenly over the target's forearm.

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(Version 2.0 Robert Dickson April 1999)